Lazy, Shameless, And Obviously Dishonest Excuses

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mattstaff
Mar 5, 2021 11:00 AM EST

The world seems as if it's never going to run out of people trying to pawn off their hastily woven lies on other folks that they assume won't see right through their game. Maybe you've personally fielded one of these outlandish, transparently fictional excuses. If you find yourself dealing with one, it's up to you on whether or not you're going to call the liar out. The thing about calling the world's liars out is that they have a tendency to get very, very defensive. So, definitely tread lightly. Check out some more of the most obvious lies that people ever told over here. 

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    Font - A_Garbage_Account · 19h "That's the first I heard of it" ...when you had sent them an email about it ...and they replied to the email ..and they were in the meeting where it was discussed ...and their inaction caused more work on you G Reply 1 4.7k ...
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    Dress - LookOutForThatMoose • 21h "I wasn't driving dangerously, I was swerving to the music"
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    Rectangle - erraticinsomniac • 19h "I'm too busy" (said by a coworker multiple times a day who spends most of her workday on Facebook and texting) G Reply 1.5k ...
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    Font - mm1332 · 18h 3 1 Award I've owned a small body shop for about 10 years. Customer: No way this is way to high. Are you trying to rip me off? The owner wouldn't be very happy about that. Can I talk to Joe? Me: He retired about 10 years ago. I'm the owner now. Customer: Well, I've brought at least a dozen cars to Joe over the last 30 years and he would never write an estimate like this for ME!
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    Font - Tahoeclown • 18h "We are experiencing unusually high call volumes" ALL THE TIME?! Its not unusual. Youre just to cheap to hire some more people. G Reply 2.5k ...
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    Font - IFKETOFATTY • 21h 32 Awards I'm just a [astrological sign] I can't help it G Reply 2.7k ...
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    Font - Thomas-Da-Train • 20h "It wasn't in the budget" G Reply 2.1k ...
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    Font - o_4foxsake · 19h A co-worker called in and said that his basement flooded from the rain. The rain had happened two days earlier. He lives in a mobile home. G Reply 1 538 ...
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    Font - Me: Hm...Joe's my dad and l've worked here my whole life. I'm sorry I don't remember you. If you'd like I could call him and you can talk to him. He just might be on his boat in Florida. Customer: No. I wouldn't want to bother him. You just look too young to be the owner here. [Bingo, he was just trying to intimidate me, jerk] Has happened several times over the years. Some people actually do know my dad, but if I don't recognize them, they probably don't know him very well at all. G Repl
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    Rectangle - Some_Hot_Garbage • 18h "Sorry! I can't pay you back until next paycheck. Is that okay? It's been a rough month!" *sees a box brand new parts for their gaming PC* "...uh huh. I'll bet..." Reply 541 ...
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    Font - DaveMTIYF • 18h Asked my 7yo daughter why she mixed up a big bowl of flour and water and covered the kitchen with it. Her excuse? "I forgot not to" G Reply 774 5 ...
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    Rectangle - SailingmanWork · 19h "I was just kidding." G Reply 882 ...
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    Font - ToothbrushGames · 19h "I had to walk my dog" - a friend who was moving away and didn't show up for his own going away party. Reply 4 2.2k ...
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    Smile - dillythekid1987 • 19h I can't come into work today because I have an appointment at the bank... this was on the 4th of July and the bank was closed G Reply 461 ...
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    Font - shadman1312• 19h Because I am older and I said so 6 Reply 307 ...
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    Mammal - lankymjc • 20h A fellow student came late to a lecture. He said that his flight back from holiday had arrived late that morning, so he lost time coming in. This was about 11 years ago after a volcano had erupted and grounded all flights in/out of Britain. G Reply 4 372 ...
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    Font - Staywithme1968 · 18h Ex boyfriend when caught cheating "You have no idea how difficult it is for me with a these girls fancying me..." I mean WTAF???? G Reply 4 46 3 ...
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    Rectangle - toejamandtoast • 19h "I didn't read what was inside the envelope" -person who was served court paperwork and defied the orders contained in it. The court didn't buy it. G Reply 115 3 ...
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    Handwriting - ScoopiTheDruid • 19h We started work at 6:00am. Coworker strolls in at around 8 and drops this gem: "Sorry I was late. Someone stole my headlights". G Reply 53 ...
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    Font - bea23119 · 21h 'But all my friends do it' G Reply 58 + ...
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    Rectangle - Use_Your_Brain_Dude • 18h I'm not yelling at you, I'm just a loud person. A G Reply 15 ...
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    Font - Hahahahahaha my husbands coworker called out & their excuse was "my child is teething". Their kid is 10. 6 Reply 14 3 + ...
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